PikPakBum is odd

May 2, '07 7:09 AM
by Kage for everyone

Category:	Computers & Electronics
Product Type:	Other
Manufacturer:	Securiy Systems

We begin with a disclaimer: I am reviewing this product on the merit of its concept. I have not physically tried this product nor have I met anyone who has. But hot damn, this is clever!

"Ladies can replace that monthly period with an exclamation mark as feminine hygiene goes lethal with The Pink Stinger, a taser/stun gun creatively disguised as a tampon...except for the buttons, prods and high voltage."

It apparently delivers 50,000 volts of pure ouch via two prongs conveniently hidden in the pink "zapplicator." And it also emits a fresh floral scent... ostensibly to hide the "smell of fear" according to the website.

Tags: tampon, taser, invention

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milliefairhall wrote on May 2, '07

ARRRGGGHHHhhhhhh!!!!!.....

that's pretty cool :o) taser somebody who jumps you,and smell lovely.

darkhammer wrote on May 2, '07

"Hey miss, aren't you glad to see me... *KZZZZZZT!* YEOW! wait, is that your perfume?"

kagey wrote on May 2, '07

i love that at the end of the whole thing they remind everyone that the device is not intended to vaginal insertion. heehee.

imagine sending 50,000 volts straight into your hoohoo!

darkhammer wrote on May 2, '07

^ tsk, tsk... that would have been quite the advance in... feminine protection. It would protect you from STDs and horny men. XD

kasyana wrote on May 2, '07

curious...curious.... why do i feel weird just thinking about it ?

milliefairhall wrote on May 2, '07

kagey said

i love that at the end of the whole thing they remind everyone that the device is not intended to vaginal insertion. heehee.

imagine sending 50,000 volts straight into your hoohoo!

I read it really quickly at first,while staring at the picture and thought that it was like some eletrical tampon and wondered why you were saying it was great!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...

Nasty! No more lady-ness to whoever inserts that sucker!

darkhammer wrote on May 2, '07

It would have been a disaster if the intrepid user had installed it the wrong way. Water conducts electricity well pa naman... :o

didipusrex wrote on May 2, '07

what about something for the men?

kagey wrote on May 2, '07

a stun gun cleverly disguised as an unrolled condom?

milliefairhall wrote on May 2, '07

kagey said

a stun gun cleverly disguised as an unrolled condom?

HAHAHAHAHA!!!... i just imagined all these guys walking around with "used" condoms.

kagey wrote on May 2, '07

milliefairhall said

i just imagined all these guys walking around with "used" condoms.

in dark parking lots and shiz too! hahahaha.

darkhammer wrote on May 2, '07

I'd think dapat nakasabit siya (the thingie for the men, that is). ;)

dustinman wrote on May 2, '07

wahaha laughtrip yung picture for the demo

milliefairhall wrote on May 2, '07

kagey said

in dark parking lots and shiz too! hahahaha.

HAHAHAHAHA!!...public toilets....

sphinxpoof wrote on May 2, '07

hell yeah!
this picture made my day:

kagey wrote on May 2, '07

darkhammer said

I'd think dapat nakasabit siya (the thingie for the men, that is). ;)

um, a fake penis? pero baka naman ma-charge yung guy with indecent exposure...

dustinman wrote on May 3, '07

i dont need that, ive had the majer tazer since i was born...

darkhammer wrote on May 3, '07

"um, a fake penis? pero baka naman ma-charge yung guy with indecent exposure..."

- eh kung nakabalot kaya? XD

This got me thinking... how 'bout electrical chastity belts?

sphinxpoof wrote on May 3, '07

electrical chastity belts?
rusty ones will do the job just as well without fear of electrocution.

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